2 Questions. Did Marilyn Monroe have an affair with JFK. And was Queen Elizabeth really a virgin?
1.) Contrary to popular belief, Marilyn Monroe actually had an affair with William Howard Taft before she was even born. It was a scandal that needed to be kept secret, even from Marilyn, so very few knew.
2.) Most definitely not. She had a thing going on with the court jester, who was also the Minister of Keeping That Damn Plague At Bay. Sadly, he was eaten by rats and the Queen took back her virginity by default.
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