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It's Washington's birthday coming up? What are you going to do to celebrate?

Washington actually has two birthdays: one when he was born in 1700 something and the other when he was resurrected as Zombie!George to scare the Southern states into rejoining the Union after the Civil War. I shall celebrate by cashing my work check in one dollar bills and rolling in them.

  1. ladyhistory posted this